Freakinchair
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My sisters used to work as dancers on board a number of different cruise ships
and have some good tips
Always make sure you eat at the start of the designated meal times...if you come late you get microwave leftovers or what someone else did not eat off their plates
Never...Ever drink the water from the Taps..Showers..Fountains...Live off bottled water or coke
Many of the single crew male and female will most likely have a std or 3...uk cruises you are more likely to catch herpes than any other cruise in the world...you poms are dirty fuckers
some ships have casinos on them....dont go there....you will either lose your money or make some eager scammers aware that you have money to burn and they will follow you back to your room where they will either ransack your room when you leave or beat the shit out of you for your money....Mafia of various regions love ship cruises..the ships crew wont do shit as they could end up throat slit and overboard pretty quick
Some ships have areas where nobody goes...dont go exploring....also dont let your kids wander Pedos love ship cruises
Someone offers you cheap sim cards dont buy them...they are most likely stolen
Nothing is Free...if its free now it will cost you later
If your Gay you will love ship cruises
I've been on 12+ cruises of varying lines and none of them have been like this. I've actually won quite a bit at the casinos. The leftovers thing is just flat out wrong. Nobody has tried to sell me anything (other than spa packages). A lot of things are free... like room service, food, buffet, 24 hour pizzeria/burger spot, swimming pool, shows, bar entertainment, events on the ship. The only things that aren't free are gift shop stuff (duh), booze (unless its a special event) and the specialty restaurants.