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The XBONE slogan thread!

fertygo

Member
"You just got Xboned"

Shame their actual PR too busy thinking its disrespectful and shit than runaway with such a catchy possibility.
 

Krakn3Dfx

Member
They left Sony a clear opening with that Jump Ahead slogan, that's for sure.

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Apdiddy

Member
Xbox One: You'll feel like you're too close to love it.

Xbox One: Awesomeness Unlocked.

Xbox One: Where will you game today?

Xbox One: Your passion, its potential

Xbox One: Jump in to the future
 

Shahadan

Member
Those are horrible. Why can't they do something right with their communication on this console?

Beta tested in the future can backfire easily, and the other ones are just shit.
 
I came up with some equally stupid slogans-

Xbox One- "Peel here to toaster"

Xbox One- "Open mouth, insert fist"

Xbox One- "The future was yesterday, the past is tomorrow"

Xbox One- "Infinity plus One"
 

xaosslug

Member
XBone feat KINECT 2: it's gaze pierces cloud, shadow, earth, and flesh... to track your HEART. Because we care.
 
Xbox One - "We hate the NSA, but you'll love our new kinect"

Xbox One - "One to rule them all"

Xbox One - "Make your set-top box jealous"
 
there's a forza 5 car pic above that is not in the shot (or at least I hope that's what they were referring to)

I think it's more the way they have used the adjectives.

"If I was any more tall, I'd be tall."

Something like "Realism just got more real" is better because it at least plays with different adjectives.
 

demolitio

Member
Xbox One: Titanfall is sure to be a hit so buy our shit. (didn't mean the product is shit just to be clear)

In Microsoft's Xbox, controller control you!

Xbox One: So many 180's that you'll be dizzy for a year

Playstation 4: Sometimes silence is the best answer.

Playstation 4: You can finally quit that second job!
 
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