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[hwy_61]

Hey, you. Get on my cloud.

Mah man.

 

[Mugatu]

Strong enough for a man, made for a bro.

 

[Odrion]

Xbox One - Simply the Most Powerful Console Known to Man

 

[CrunchinJelly]

Cloudy with a chance of Footballs.

 

[Astery]

Direct X to your bone.

Wait nvm.

 

[Ryuuga]

"Beta tested in the future"

So they're admitting to releasing an unfinished product?

"Product may not represent final product"

 

[Mugatu]

Cloudy with a chance of Footballs.

hahahaha I love this one

 

[CLEEK]

This won't end well.

First post nails it.

Xbox One: This won't end well.

 

[Randdalf]

Alpha Tested Now.

I like this one.

 

[andreyin]

Challenge everything.

Spoiler

oh wait

 

[Begaria]

"Xbox On!", just as easy as flipping a switch.

 

[SmokedMeat]

"Flip the switch"

 

[ncsuDuncan]

"Titanfall."

Where's my prize?

 

[funkystudent]

Second screen, on the big screen.... for some reason.

This won't end well.

Is that your slogan idea?

edit beaten.

 

[fertygo]

"You just got Xboned"

Shame their actual PR too busy thinking its disrespectful and shit than runaway with such a catchy possibility.

 

[Krakn3Dfx]

They left Sony a clear opening with that Jump Ahead slogan, that's for sure.

 

[Apdiddy]

Xbox One: You'll feel like you're too close to love it.

Xbox One: Awesomeness Unlocked.

Xbox One: Where will you game today?

Xbox One: Your passion, its potential

Xbox One: Jump in to the future

 

[brandonh83]

Nope it's real

Saw it in San Fransisco first hand

Oh... well. I was just giving it the benefit of the doubt.

 

[Discusguy]

Xbox One - More than just a play station.

That's pretty funny

 

[Toki767]

"We're listening. Or are we?"

 

[CoG]

"TV TV TV TV Football TV TV TV CoD TV"

 

[Shahadan]

Those are horrible. Why can't they do something right with their communication on this console?

Beta tested in the future can backfire easily, and the other ones are just shit.

 

[Canis lupus]

Jump different.

 

[Mugatu]

9 out of 10 intelligence agencies recommend it to their patients.

 

[highrider]

Xbox one. It's boxy, but it's good.

 

[explodet]

 

[weekend_warrior]

I came up with some equally stupid slogans-

Xbox One- "Peel here to toaster"

Xbox One- "Open mouth, insert fist"

Xbox One- "The future was yesterday, the past is tomorrow"

Xbox One- "Infinity plus One"

 

[Yawnier]

"Jump Around"

"I have seen the Titanfall"

"Major, flip the switch"

"NSA Approved"

etc, etc.

 

[USC-fan]

"Our tech fellows assure us One > 4"

Come on MS

Do it

I dare you

Fixed

 

[Nilaul]

Major Nelson's expression when reading through this thread:

 

[bluehat9]

Xbox One- You Are The Beta Tester!

 

[Grok4Spock]

In honor of the end of Breaking Bad:

Yeah, bitch! XBox One!

 

[Prince Vultan]

The Xbone's connected to the... CASH BONE!

 

[Alienous]

"Jump higher, Kinect isn't satisfied".

 

[Dibbz]

These are real? God damn what are they doing lol

 

[Randdalf]

Now you can watch television, on your television.

 

[xaosslug]

XBone feat KINECT 2: it's gaze pierces cloud, shadow, earth, and flesh... to track your HEART. Because we care.

 

[DoubleTake]

Xbox One - "We hate the NSA, but you'll love our new kinect"

Xbox One - "One to rule them all"

Xbox One - "Make your set-top box jealous"

 

[BTM]

Xbox One - More than just a play station.

Not bad

 

[hwy_61]

Xbox One - More than just a play station.

Wow, that's actually really fucking good!

 

[travisbickle]

there's a forza 5 car pic above that is not in the shot (or at least I hope that's what they were referring to)

I think it's more the way they have used the adjectives.

"If I was any more tall, I'd be tall."

Something like "Realism just got more real" is better because it at least plays with different adjectives.

 

[FrostuTheNinja]

Xbone - Don't blow it

 

[demolitio]

Xbox One: Titanfall is sure to be a hit so buy our shit. (didn't mean the product is shit just to be clear)

In Microsoft's Xbox, controller control you!

Xbox One: So many 180's that you'll be dizzy for a year

Playstation 4: Sometimes silence is the best answer.

Playstation 4: You can finally quit that second job!

 

[Baroquemantic]

Xbox One: From Channel Surfing to Cloud Surfing and Everything in Between

Spoiler

Sponsored by Dragon Ball

Spoiler

I'm terrible at this

 

[Freeser]

Referring to all the policy changes:

We'll take two steps back to take ONE forward.

 

[Portugeezer]

Xbox One - More than just a play station.

 

[Triggerhappytel]

Dizzy yet?

"Anything else you want changed?"

Can someone clear this up for me.. the name "XBONE".. are you guys pronouncing it X-Bone or XB-1?

We should ask Major Nelson how they pronounce it on the campus?



How about, 'Brought to you in partnership with the NSA.'

'Delivering cool fresh H20 since 2013.'

 

[DarkoMaledictus]

"Xbone - Cause the NSA wants an eye on you"

 

[IN&OUT]

Xbone: your pants will stick forever

 

[Sgt.McTigerbuns]

thank you!

It was a play on the fact that m$'s policies felt like they were trying to bone us. Forcibly.