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And finally my favorite

 

[brap]

 

[Piku_Ringo]

This was not what I was expecting when I clicked the thread title.

 

[Birdo]

I don't think you posted enough pictures.

 

[Iced Arcade]

That's a LOT of weird shit lol

 

[Klayzer]

That Dual Sense charging station pic has me aroused and alert.

 

[Handy Fake]

The world is weird and I am old and frightened.

 

[tillbot8]

I don't find this shit attractive at all. Just weird and basement neckbeard virgin territory. But sure to each their own!

 

[Deleted member 740922]

 

[-Arcadia-]

When you understand they have a sexual attraction to the new consoles, the past year on Gaf makes so much more sense.

 

[Rossco EZ]

it was just about that time as well.

 

[Piku_Ringo]

When you understand they have a sexual attraction to the new consoles, the past year on Gaf makes so much more sense.

Don't let Knitted Knight and Bobo_Hakan see this thread then.

 

[Kagoshima_Luke]

 

[RoboFu]

This is the most disturbing thing I’ve seen.

 

[-Arcadia-]

Don't let Knitted Knight and Bobo_Hakan see this thread then.

I kind of hope they do, because they will have some hilarious posts for this.

I genuinely expected some kind of neat fan art of just the consoles. I’m too innocent for this world, hahaha.

 

[bad guy]

That Dual Sense charging station pic has me aroused and alert.

The 2 thumbsticks look like balls.

 

[Craig of War]

 

[OutRun88]

The fuck?

 

[RoadHazard]

Hey, that's objectifying video game hardware!

 

[Ulysses 31]

Never knew the gender of these consoles.

 

[Rentahamster]

I want a dude version too. Who's with me????

 

[Kokoloko85]

Not what I expected. What the hell did I walk into...Lol at the last one

 

[ZehDon]

And this is why gaming will never crawl out of the proverbial Dorito-encrusted Mountain-Dew-drenched cum-soaked ass-smelling basement of fuckery.

 

[Akuji]

holy shit the most virgin post ive ever seen and ive been through alot....

 

[betrayal]

Because of fairness here's also some Xbox fan art.

 

[ThatOneGrunt]

This really is the worst console launch ever.

 

[Mobile Suit Gooch]

We need a horny rating.

 

[existensmaximum]

This is far beyond cringe. I don't even...

 

[Hendrick's]

 

[Jagz]

The irony is, games with such depictions of women would be censored on PS5 and deemed offensive by PlayStation.

 

[saintjules]

Just an FYI, I am not the OP

 

[Rean no Kiseki]

"huehuehue plastic box is sexy animu girl *slurp* hah... hah... hah"

Spoiler: Bonus

 

[Raonak]

PS5 made intentionally curvy to spark these.

creepy_cerny.jpg

 

[Dr. Claus]

I love how the puritans come out of the woodwork to act like they are above sexy/lewd images, just to virtue signal how *better* they are compared to others. That is more cringe than any of these pictures.

 

[timmyp53]

That last picture with the disc being inserted into the cheeks. my dude. why? At one point its funny then I just want to

 

[thelastword]

OMGoodness, that big XBOX girl is something.........Some interesting designs though...

 

[Knitted Knight]

OP enjoying his time - as he should.

 

[Piku_Ringo]

I love how the puritans come out of the woodwork to act like they are above sexy/lewd images, just to virtue signal how *better* they are compared to others. That is more cringe than any of these pictures.

 

[GamerEDM]

 

[Cert.in.Death]

Thread approved

 

[JimboJones]

I thought they found a funny face on the ports or controller like the dog face on the Switch joycon controller.


At least this one was somewhat original lol

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[McHuj]

I think the creepy images thread is in the OT.

Came in expecting cringey weebo shit, was not disappointed.

 

[alabtrosMyster]

Wtf did I just see

There must be some version of these images where an Xbox chick is going at it with a ps5 chick.

You guys like your consoles WAYYYyyyyy too much.

 

[UltimaKilo]

What the hell is wrong with OP? Even Dr. Crane would struggle with this one!

 

[Torrent of Pork]

I mean, it's funny.

 

[Umbral]

Lmao.

Whoever draws the fat, sloppy, stank-ass versions needs to stop.

 

[Fake]

WTF? Is this consolefila?

 

[Kev Kev]

Nice tittehs

 

[AGRacing]

I came here for faceplates and skins..... I'm such a naive man.

 

[BrentonB]

No thank you.