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Arkeband · Jul 28, 2017

Armond White can stuff it, I need to hear what Peter Rosenthal has to say.

louiedog · Jul 28, 2017

0% for an animated movie is shockingly bad. I can't imagine this is breaking single digits by the time all reviews are in. The worst animated movies with releases of this size in a given year tend to be just kind of boring and mediocre maybe sitting in the 30%-50% area. This one is apparently genuinely terrible.

Sanjuro · Jul 28, 2017

I just got back from the cinema.

RedAssedApe · Jul 28, 2017

sony pictures bringing the hits once again lol

poor kaz

GeorgioCostanzaX · Jul 28, 2017

henhowc said:
sony pictures bringing the hits once again lol

poor kaz

You'd think if anyone could come up with a marvel rivaling cinematic universe out of Japanese video game franchises or anime adaptations or some shit people want to watch it would be Sony but historically all the BUs seem to have a fuck you non-collaborative attitude. I recall Steve Jobs saying something about this in the Walt Issacson's biography like he was completely shocked Sony hadn't gotten their shit together and come up with something like iTunes music and movies first.

Machina · Jul 28, 2017

Fuck modern Hollywood

Leeness · Jul 28, 2017

Dying at "The Poochie of movies" 😂

Timu · Jul 28, 2017

Man, these reviews are savage!

GabeTheGrouch76 · Jul 28, 2017

🙌 HELLO 🙌 CAN 🙌 I 🙌 INTEREST 🙌 YOU 🙌 IN 🙌 A 🙌 🎥 🙌 ABOUT 🙌 THE 🙌 🙂 🙌 IN 🙌 YOUR 🙌 📱 🙌 THAT 🙌 WILL 🙌 MAKE 🙌 YOU 🙌 😂 🙌 SO 🙌 HARD 🙌 YOU 🙌 WILL 🙌 💩 🙌 😨 🙌

🙌 SEE 🙌 THE 🙌 EMOJI 🙌 MOVIE 🙌 IN 🙌 🎥 🙌 TOMORROW 🙌 RATED 🙌 PG 🙌 FOR 🙌 BEING 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good 💩 go౦ԁ 💩👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌💩 right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳ&#7497

mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good 💩💩💩

Vault Dweller 111 · Jul 28, 2017

GabeTheGrouch76 said:
🙌 HELLO 🙌 CAN 🙌 I 🙌 INTEREST 🙌 YOU 🙌 IN 🙌 A 🙌 🎥 🙌 ABOUT 🙌 THE 🙌 🙂 🙌 IN 🙌 YOUR 🙌 📱 🙌 THAT 🙌 WILL 🙌 MAKE 🙌 YOU 🙌 😂 🙌 SO 🙌 HARD 🙌 YOU 🙌 WILL 🙌 💩 🙌 😨 🙌

🙌 SEE 🙌 THE 🙌 EMOJI 🙌 MOVIE 🙌 IN 🙌 🎥 🙌 TOMORROW 🙌 RATED 🙌 PG 🙌 FOR 🙌 BEING 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good 💩 go౦ԁ 💩👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌💩 right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳ&#7497 mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good 💩💩💩

Damn you. I laughed.

AdanVC · Jul 28, 2017

Sanjuro said:
I just got back from the cinema.

Was the popcorn any good?

SonicMegaDrive · Jul 28, 2017

This is a Sony movie, isn't it?

alfredofroylan · Jul 28, 2017

IGN with the highest score for this movie yet.

4.5

louiedog · Jul 28, 2017

alfredofroylan said:
IGN with the highest score for this movie yet.

4.5

Same as video game review scale then?

kurahador · Jul 28, 2017

Sanjuro said:
I just got back from the cinema.

Well...?

You know, I'd love to see a biopic surrounding Sony Pictures, like Disaster Artist.

kikiribu · Jul 28, 2017

I can't believe this movie even happened, honestly. To think some people will actually watch this is like one of those depressing facts of life.

Messofanego · Jul 28, 2017

Sanjuro said:
I just got back from the cinema.

Emoji Movie got Sanjuro so shook that he needs a separate following post to convey his reaction.

Syphon Filter · Jul 28, 2017

Dalek said:
💩

lol

Zolo · Jul 28, 2017

Wow. That's even worse than I thought.

KissVibes · Jul 28, 2017

Stop taking your children to shitty movies. You're they're goddamn parents and you need to protect them from things that have absolutely no value such as films like this.

Agent_Carnage · Jul 28, 2017

Honestly who thought this was a good idea to greenlight it?

I hope it bombs hard.

Wuthering_Heights · Jul 28, 2017

And it will still do well.

More proof that movie reviewers are useless.

barit · Jul 28, 2017

Sony Pictures really lost it hu? Embarrasing

Goodstyle · Jul 28, 2017

GabeTheGrouch76 said:
🙌 HELLO 🙌 CAN 🙌 I 🙌 INTEREST 🙌 YOU 🙌 IN 🙌 A 🙌 🎥 🙌 ABOUT 🙌 THE 🙌 🙂 🙌 IN 🙌 YOUR 🙌 📱 🙌 THAT 🙌 WILL 🙌 MAKE 🙌 YOU 🙌 😂 🙌 SO 🙌 HARD 🙌 YOU 🙌 WILL 🙌 💩 🙌 😨 🙌

🙌 SEE 🙌 THE 🙌 EMOJI 🙌 MOVIE 🙌 IN 🙌 🎥 🙌 TOMORROW 🙌 RATED 🙌 PG 🙌 FOR 🙌 BEING 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good 💩 go౦ԁ 💩👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌💩 right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳ&#7497 mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good 💩💩💩

This reads like a Chelsea Manning tweet.

jack_package_200 · Jul 28, 2017

Goodstyle said:
This reads like a Chelsea Manning tweet.

Bless her.

Chelsea Manning is too good for this world.

ChimpBottle · Jul 28, 2017

I fear enough people will watch it ironically with the "so bad it's good" attitude that it will make an okay profit.

buy teh haloz · Jul 28, 2017

do NOT sign me the FUCK up 👎👀👎👀👎👀👎👀👎👀 bad shit ba̷̶ ԁ sHit 👎 thats ❌ some bad 👎👎shit right 👎👎 th 👎 ere 👎👎👎 right ❌ there ❌ ❌ if i do ƽaү so my selｆ🚫 i say so 🚫 thats not what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳ&#7497

mMMMMᎷМ 🚫 👎 👎👎НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ 👎 👎👎 👎 🚫 👎 👀 👀 👀 👎👎Bad shit

bosseye · Jul 28, 2017

My kids really want to see this 🤔

RazorbackDB · Jul 28, 2017

Can't wait for the sequel.

CaviarMeths · Jul 28, 2017

Armond White gave Toy Story 3 a negative review, calling it a soulless advertisement aimed at children.

Wonder what justification he'll give when he writes this a positive review.

alfredofroylan said:
IGN with the highest score for this movie yet.

4.5

Nah, nerd nemesis Scott Mendelson gave it a 5/10. Same score he gave Spider-Man: Homecoming, Deadpool, and The Force Awakens.

Surface of Me · Jul 28, 2017

GabeTheGrouch76 said:
🙌 HELLO 🙌 CAN 🙌 I 🙌 INTEREST 🙌 YOU 🙌 IN 🙌 A 🙌 🎥 🙌 ABOUT 🙌 THE 🙌 🙂 🙌 IN 🙌 YOUR 🙌 📱 🙌 THAT 🙌 WILL 🙌 MAKE 🙌 YOU 🙌 😂 🙌 SO 🙌 HARD 🙌 YOU 🙌 WILL 🙌 💩 🙌 😨 🙌

🙌 SEE 🙌 THE 🙌 EMOJI 🙌 MOVIE 🙌 IN 🙌 🎥 🙌 TOMORROW 🙌 RATED 🙌 PG 🙌 FOR 🙌 BEING 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good 💩 go౦ԁ 💩👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌💩 right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳ&#7497 mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good 💩💩💩

buy teh haloz said:
do NOT sign me the FUCK up 👎👀👎👀👎👀👎👀👎👀 bad shit ba̷̶ ԁ sHit 👎 thats ❌ some bad 👎👎shit right 👎👎 th 👎 ere 👎👎👎 right ❌ there ❌ ❌ if i do ƽaү so my selｆ🚫 i say so 🚫 thats not what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳ&#7497 mMMMMᎷМ 🚫 👎 👎👎НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ 👎 👎👎 👎 🚫 👎 👀 👀 👀 👎👎Bad shit

Is this the new spicy meme?

aravuus · Jul 28, 2017

Definitely gonna hate watch this at some point

Then hate myself for doing it

Glass Rebel · Jul 28, 2017

barit said:
Sony Pictures really lost it hu? Embarrasing

Sony Pictures been lost for a while. Occasionally they will put out a good movie here and there but they are mostly absolute garbage-tier.

Zee_truly evil · Jul 28, 2017

For a sec, I read the metacritic score as 8/10 and not 8/100 :lol

Timu · Jul 28, 2017

CaviarMeths said:
Nah, nerd nemesis Scott Mendelson gave it a 5/10. Same score he gave Spider-Man: Homecoming, Deadpool, and The Force Awakens.

Lol, WTF?

reKon · Jul 28, 2017

George Oscar Bluth II said:
Were they? LOL.

Doesn't surprise that they still have morons over there running it. We got a good glimpse of how they do things from that huge Sony hack where all those emails leaked. I couldn't believe how unprofessional some of those execs were.

Psychoward · Jul 28, 2017

Wuthering_Heights said:
And it will still do well.

More proof that movie reviewers are useless.

What? No, that's not the point of re- ah nevermind.

Hierophant · Jul 28, 2017

They could have made a Popeye movie

Koomaster · Jul 28, 2017

GabeTheGrouch76 said:
🙌 HELLO 🙌 CAN 🙌 I 🙌 INTEREST 🙌 YOU 🙌 IN 🙌 A 🙌 🎥 🙌 ABOUT 🙌 THE 🙌 🙂 🙌 IN 🙌 YOUR 🙌 📱 🙌 THAT 🙌 WILL 🙌 MAKE 🙌 YOU 🙌 😂 🙌 SO 🙌 HARD 🙌 YOU 🙌 WILL 🙌 💩 🙌 😨 🙌

🙌 SEE 🙌 THE 🙌 EMOJI 🙌 MOVIE 🙌 IN 🙌 🎥 🙌 TOMORROW 🙌 RATED 🙌 PG 🙌 FOR 🙌 BEING 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good 💩 go౦ԁ 💩👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌💩 right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳ&#7497 mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good 💩💩💩

I've been laughing for several minutes over this. Sure my friend has thought I've lost my mind.

CloudWolf · Jul 28, 2017

kris. said:
from the AV Club review:

Good. Lord. I kinda want to see this just for the cringe factor.

Gotta love that they included WeChat. "Hey, we gotta get that Chinese endorsement somehow!"

Timu · Jul 28, 2017

jiji said:
Can RT go into negative numbers?

Nope.

SJRB · Jul 28, 2017

"The Poochie of movies" is a god-tier insult, wow.

openrob · Jul 28, 2017

🔥/💯

Also, I want to identify the age line from when a person is completely appalled by the premise of this movie, to when someone is actively excited by it.

Dishwalla · Jul 28, 2017

I mean I kind of want to watch this movie now, getting a 0% score is an achievement. You just gotta check something out that gets trashed this badly.

PillarEN · Jul 28, 2017

Still 0%? I hope there is an episode of How Did This Get Made on this in the future. I'd watch it for that.

CosmicGroinPull · Jul 28, 2017

Damn, and Sony thought with Sir Patrick Stewart on board, this movie could make 2 Billionz in profitz.

Discotheque · Jul 28, 2017

That poochie line has gotta go on the poster haha. That's the best review of the year

Chuckie · Jul 28, 2017

El Topo said:
Better than the last movie Sean Connery did. Click here to see the abomination that is Sir Billi. Mind you, I'm sure (and hope) neither Connery nor Stewart care.

lastplayed · Jul 28, 2017

😲

GhaleonEB · Jul 28, 2017

Tence said:

Random note: I finally saw Braveheart this week. It's very good.

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