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Holy shit I'm not a chronic masturbator
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Gonna take a guess and say "well the man does all the work" is in their heads
BattleMedic
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Don't do it. Everything will start giving you erections and that's when things get messy.
I remember reading somewhere that it's hard for some girls to figure out how it works.
It might have been in some thread where people were discussing what they would do if they swapped genders/bodies.
My question as well.
I mean, 5-10 min sessions tops. The OP must be doing hour long marathons or something.
depths20XX
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My girlfriend says she doesn't really masturbate. I got her a vibrator since she didn't have one because I thought it would make it more fun for her. Pretty sure she doesn't even use it...Sex life is really good but she does kinda seem repressed when it comes to masturbating.
millions of catholic priests claim to.
g'd night gaf. off to youporn and then bed.
Devolution
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She ever rubbed herself while you guys fuck? What did she do in between bfs?
depths20XX
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No, she doesn't. I do, but I guess I should probably ask her to do herself sometimes? Hell if I know what she did between boyfriends I just remember her saying fingering herself isn't that fun. Thus, me buying her a vibrator. She was pretty excited when I got it but I really don't think she uses it unless she's just ashamed to tell me about it. Who knows.
Sexy things
Sounds like she's ashamed bro and/or hasn't masturbated much alone. You should tell her it's okay to do it.
Lol she doesn't need his permission.
Glorified G
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Because you're human
I'm talking about reassuring her bro
Only 5 minutes to masturbate? You guys/gals aren't treating yourselves right.
1. Light some candles and put on some muzak. Dim the lights (I like no light but the computer monitors and the candles).
2. Sit at computer for the first hour just browsing stills/pinups with some softcore/lesbian porn playing on the second monitor while lightly fondling myself/playing with my nipples.
3. After teasing yourself to satisfaction, it's time to move to a more comfortable spot. I recommend keeping a recliner/couch/love-seat (no pun intended) near the computer to handle this task.
4. Set up one of your favorite (or new, interesting) hardcore scene and put it up on your main monitor. Grab your favorite erotic literature (I recommend NSFWNSFWliterotica.comNSFWNSFW, sort-able by genre or theme). At this point you can combine the superior plots of the erotic literature with the audio/visual stimulus of the hardcore porn! You should be able to slowly work yourself up to a climax along with the story, culminating in the most intense possible self-ministered orgasm this side of your taint!
1. Light some candles and put on some muzak. Dim the lights (I like no light but the computer monitors and the candles).
2. Sit at computer for the first hour just browsing stills/pinups with some softcore/lesbian porn playing on the second monitor while lightly fondling myself/playing with my nipples.
3. After teasing yourself to satisfaction, it's time to move to a more comfortable spot. I recommend keeping a recliner/couch/love-seat (no pun intended) near the computer to handle this task.
4. Set up one of your favorite (or new, interesting) hardcore scene and put it up on your main monitor. Grab your favorite erotic literature (I recommend NSFWNSFWliterotica.comNSFWNSFW, sort-able by genre or theme). At this point you can combine the superior plots of the erotic literature with the audio/visual stimulus of the hardcore porn! You should be able to slowly work yourself up to a climax along with the story, culminating in the most intense possible self-ministered orgasm this side of your taint!
bengraven
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Oh really?
Confession: Remy actually looks a LOT like my wife, in the face and body both. My PSP has like 1gig of RLC nudity and my wife is disgusted by this, but can't do anything about it because I pull the "it helps me think about you while I'm jerking it".
depths20XX
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Yes, and then on the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th display have an array of other scenes. Doesn't really matter what. A panorama of porn.
The Xtortionist
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22 years and counting
you watch porn on a PSP?
MoonLightWave
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He probably watches it in public, why else would you have porn on a psp.
TOM f'N CRUISE
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(wish i could find the one where he throws the card)
ohhthegore
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I have to quit masturbating too, but it's cause I have a low sperm count and me and my wife are trying :-(
User 100115
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I've watched a few times? I kinda think it's hot. I am weird like that. But yeah, I am aware my husband wanks, and also aware that it's a very healthy thing to do. Since I have trouble doing it myself, I am forever interested in how easy it is for him.
Edit: since ya'll are talking about it, I am one of those girls that has trouble reaching completion when trying masturbate. Vibrators do nothing for me
I think I've been able to do it ONCE.Well *my* wife was sexually assaulted when she was 18. She's now 49. So that's her excuse. We're working on it together.
Devolution
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Doing it to yourself or whacking him off?
Well *my* wife was sexually assaulted when she was 18. She's now 49. So that's her excuse. We're working on it together.
See that kind of stuff I can understand due to psychological damage/shame.
I was wondering why I've been seeing more Japanese pornstars with tanned skin. Had no idea it was because of "black lifestyle".
Hot Coldman
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whatever you do OP don't go into that Jessica Chastain thread
Ya know, maybe some women(and men!) really aren't that into masturbation and it really doesn't have much to do with repression and such. I'm a trans woman with a lower-than-average sex drive that has become all too aware of the effects of hormones on said drive. On testosterone, I enjoyed masturbation and probably did so once every couple of weeks.
After starting hormone therapy and running on estrogen, I can't really be bothered anymore. The drive just isn't there - I've done so a few times in the last several months, but each time I basically forced myself to. It still feels good(really good in fact, maybe better than before) and I'm still aroused by things, but I just don't have the same interest in getting myself off that I did before.
After starting hormone therapy and running on estrogen, I can't really be bothered anymore. The drive just isn't there - I've done so a few times in the last several months, but each time I basically forced myself to. It still feels good(really good in fact, maybe better than before) and I'm still aroused by things, but I just don't have the same interest in getting myself off that I did before.
Devolution
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You don't have to be into it I just find it weird when people don't do it at all especially if they have the urge. There's not being into it and there's not doing it because religion and or shame.
User 100115
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Doing it myself. I saw that ya'll were talking about it, so I edited my post, but yeah. I can reach orgasm pretty easily during intercourse, but masturbation just doesn't get me there. Vibrators (or at least the ones I've tried) just feel pretty nice and then nothing.
Ah, I see where you're coming from now and totally agree. I thought you were saying it was weird to not want to do it at all and such feelings must come from repression/shame.
Devolution
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I can basically reach orgasm all kinds of ways. I think I got lucky in that manner. Plus I wasn't really brought up to feel ashamed of my body. Lord knows some of my friends definitely were but I see it changing more with subsequent generations.
Nah I've just run into women or been told by my friends that they think it's wrong or gross to masturbate but fucking their bf is okay because it's an obligation. It just strikes me as someone who only gets off to make her partner happy and has no entitlement when it comes to their own pleasure.
depths20XX
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Yeah I can understand that. Maybe I said it wrong saying the repressed thing. Everyone's different.
User 100115
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Considering some of my background, I guess it's understandable, but yeah, it's super frustrating. My husband isn't all that healthy so things have gone waaaay downhill in that department. He actively wants me to be able to do it so that he doesn't feel so bad anymore when he can't ya know...get the job done. I actively want to be able to do it as well, but while touching and or vibs get me super excited, I can never get myself to fall over the edge and it's annoying as all hell.
That's probably why his wife is so disgusted.
Lasthope106
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A worthless pursuit if I ever seen one OP. You are going against nature you fool!
To Far Away Times
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I did "the challenge" once. I made it two whole weeks. And the last couple of days were terrible.
Broder Salsa
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I too am quitting, at least for the night, unless someone hot is on tv when I go to bed.
NeoGAF used to do "The Challenge," those competitors were truly the greatest among us.
PsychoSoldier
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I'm not sure why some people feel like they get more done when they're not actively masturbating. I feel like once I've done so I can focus on other things much better, personally. Same goes for orgasm with sex as well, but in a lot of ways masturbating is more relaxing because (especially with a new person) there's a certain amount of performance anxiety involved.
The Outsider
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I'm still bitter about what went down with that last one.
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