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Batman v. Superman RT Thread: like standing ovations in rain

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T-Rex.

Banned
Man, 10 years ago if someone told me that a film universe containing Iron Man (who?), Captain American (who?), Thor (who?) would have been more successful and better received than one containing Batman, Superman and Wonder Woman (or the Spiderman films for that matter) I'd have called that person a mad man and yet here we are. How do you mess it up so badly.
 
I think I'd still go and see it... a little afraid now that I might end up actually liking it, wouldn't know how to handle that after all of this lol

Everybody has at least a few critically shit-on movies that they find enjoyable. I wouldn't think anything of it. It's just entertainment.
 

Alienous

Member
Man, 10 years ago if someone told me that a film universe containing Iron Man (who?), Captain American (who?), Thor (who?) would have been more successful and better received than one containing Batman, Superman and Wonder Woman (or the Spiderman films for that matter) I'd have called that person a mad man and yet here we are. How do you mess it up so badly.

zack-snyder.jpg


This dude.

This dude who bullied his way into being the guy who translates our favourite things to the movie screen, without the talent to back it up.

He thinks he gets it because he read a few comic books one time and that's why he's so awful.
 
Man, 10 years ago if someone told me that a film universe containing Iron Man (who?), Captain American (who?), Thor (who?) would have been more successful and better received than a film containing Batman, Superman and Wonder Woman (or the Spiderman films for that matter) I'd have called that person a mad man and yet here we are. How do you mess it up so badly.

10 years ago we had Superman Returns.
 

KingBroly

Banned
I've had time to sleep on it after seeing it last night and I just hate it more. This movie, if Man of Steel didn't do it already, will make you vehemently HATE Superman.

Movie spoilers:

At the beginning of the movie, following the horrific retelling of the events of Man of Steel from Bruce Wayne's perspective which is like 20 9/11s from the ground view, we're taken to Lois Lane in the desert, as shes captured by dudes with guns. Her photographer, who you think might be Jimmy Olsen, has his camera taken and is then shot violently in the head, no lie.

Lois is taken underground, Superman swoops in to save the day. How? By flying at the dude holding Lois at lightspeed and slamming him through about ten brick walls. There's absolute NO WAY that dude isn't paste.

In a later scene, Superman is standing in front of the senate and a man who lost his legs during Man of Steel's finale is sitting in the courtroom, Lex has strapped him with a bomb to detonate to make Superman look bad. Clark hears the click of the detonator, looks at the guy, and just lets the bomb go off. You see the fire just consume hundreds of people as Superman just stands there looking sad.

I can't believe people will take their kids to see this.

...

What

the

fuck?
 
Fire the entire staff and give it to Slayven. He'll know what to do.
But considering DC and WB... they'd give it to Bobby Roberts and have LiquidSnake as test audience.
 

Corpsepyre

Banned
I can't believe the people reading those spoiler tagged parts up there. Rather than watching for yourself and letting the plot unfold infront of you, you would seriously let something crucial, supposedly, be spoiled for you in such a way? Restraint be dammed, where did your self-worth go? Incredible.
 

Chariot

Member
I can't believe the people reading those spoiler tagged parts up there. Rather than watching for yourself and letting the plot unfold infront of you, you would seriously let something crucial, supposedly, be spoiled for you in such a way? Restraint be dammed, where did your self-worth go? Incredible.
Watching the movie costs money. And seeing these reviews and reactions I might just save that money for Civil War.
 
Will this impact box office? I mean people like to generally watch shit.

Yes. But it'll probably still make a billion dollars.

People like to cite those crappy Transformers movies as proof that quality doesn't matter. What they don't realize is that if those Transformers movies were at least a little bit decent, they'd make even more money than they already do.
 

Nipo

Member
Watching the movie costs money. And seeing these reviews and reactions I might just save that money for Civil War.

Yea and it takes a lot more time to see a movie in the theater. When something get reviews like this I'll just watch the Blu-ray.
 

munchie64

Member
Yes. But it'll probably still make a billion dollars.

People like to cite those crappy Transformers movies as proof that quality doesn't matter. What they don't realize is that if those Transformers movies were at least a little bit decent, they'd make even more money than they already do.
So you're saying a great Transformers movie could topple Avatar?

*Begins writing script*
 

D.Lo

Member
Basically, BvS is Warner's ASM2.

10 years ago we had Superman Returns.
Which was better received than Man of Steel, and outgrosssed Batman Begins.

Superman Returns sequel woulds have almost certainly been infinitely better than what we've got now.
 

Korigama

Member
I've had time to sleep on it after seeing it last night and I just hate it more. This movie, if Man of Steel didn't do it already, will make you vehemently HATE Superman.

Movie spoilers:

At the beginning of the movie, following the horrific retelling of the events of Man of Steel from Bruce Wayne's perspective which is like 20 9/11s from the ground view, we're taken to Lois Lane in the desert, as shes captured by dudes with guns. Her photographer, who you think might be Jimmy Olsen, has his camera taken and is then shot violently in the head, no lie.

Lois is taken underground, Superman swoops in to save the day. How? By flying at the dude holding Lois at lightspeed and slamming him through about ten brick walls. There's absolute NO WAY that dude isn't paste.

In a later scene, Superman is standing in front of the senate and a man who lost his legs during Man of Steel's finale is sitting in the courtroom, Lex has strapped him with a bomb to detonate to make Superman look bad. Clark hears the click of the detonator, looks at the guy, and just lets the bomb go off. You see the fire just consume hundreds of people as Superman just stands there looking sad.

I can't believe people will take their kids to see this.
...WHY? I mean, just...wow.
 

Bluth54

Member
Will this impact box office? I mean people like to generally watch shit.

The novelty of Superman and Batman appearing together for the first time in live action will probably ensure this has a pretty decent box office take, but the movie being bad will probably cause people to be weary of future DC Expanded Universe films.
 

Chariot

Member
Yes, but not much. If the movie is as bad or disappointing as it seems the word of mouth will... let's say crumble it's leg's especially after Civil War comes out.
Yeah, it will mostly impact all further movies. While losing some viewers, most people will still go in to see it themselves out of curiosity or just because they don't believe in reviews. But yeah, it could screw the whole coming DCCU.
 
My buddy who was shitting on this movie for the longest time saw it last night and said it was "entertaining but messy" - he did add that he was going to see it again though. Asked him if better than Amazing Spiderman 2 and he said "yeah, it's not that bad."

Since it looks like this movie is ending up in Snow White and the Huntsman (NOT EVEN MALEFICENT) Rotten Tomatoes territory I'LL TAKE WHATEVER PRAISE I CAN GET 😂
 

Busty

Banned
Does Batman work?

Yes. That seems to be something that the majority of critics can agree on.

Then the reviews don't matter and the WOM (that Batman works) will carry the film.

Simple as.
 
Ah, something funny just happened to me...
I haven't seen BvS yet and I'm still looking forward to it but I just wrote a review for the 1966 Batman movie as it is being rereleased in France today. My editor submitted the review to the French version of Metacritic, there was a mix-up somewhere, and now I'm one of the first reviewers of BvS in France and I praise it as a fun throwback to the superheroes of old !

I'm trying to get in touch with them to change that but nobody is answering my e-mails... Oh, well.
 
Yes, but not much. If the movie is as bad or disappointing as it seems the word of mouth will... let's say crumble it's leg's especially after Civil War comes out.
No way is this still doing money in a month and a half. My guess now will be that it struggles to double the opening week across the rest of the run. It won't have the repeat viewings that the bigger movies get, and word of mouth - as I've already soon on my non-forum, non-comic reading Facebook friends - is going to wreck it.
 

Staf

Member
I can't believe the people reading those spoiler tagged parts up there. Rather than watching for yourself and letting the plot unfold infront of you, you would seriously let something crucial, supposedly, be spoiled for you in such a way? Restraint be dammed, where did your self-worth go? Incredible.

They do because people are on the fence regarding watching it or not. I read those spoilers and i'm now kind of convinced i don't want to watch that version of Superman...
 
zack-snyder.jpg


This dude.

This dude who bullied his way into being the guy who translates our favourite things to the movie screen, without the talent to back it up.

He thinks he gets it because he read a few comic books one time and that's why he's so awful.

I highly doubt he bullied anyone. Got lucky? Sure. Snyder is the guy that was at the right place at the right time. He has connections with Miller which probably meant he had connection with people at DC comics that probably vouched for him hard. Idk, that's my guess.

Basically, BvS is Warner's ASM2.

Which was better received than Man of Steel, and outgrosssed Batman Begins.

Superman Returns sequel woulds have almost certainly been infinitely better than what we've got now.

Superman Returns sequel under the direction of WB at the time would have been a Green Lantern type of disaster. WB before had no confidence in any other superhero than Batman. They had no leadership.
 

Betty

Banned
Does Batman work?

Yes. That seems to be something that the majority of critics can agree on.

Then the reviews don't matter and the WOM (that Batman works) will carry the film.

Simple as.

Yeah but Superman....

Hey anyone wanna make Man of Steel 2?

Anyone?
 

Aiustis

Member
Going to theaters is really inconvenient for me. So I like reviews. I guess I'll wait until I can borrow it from the library.
 

KOMANI

KOMANI
Serves Warner Bros right, they passed on both George Miller and Darren Aronofsky for Zak Snyder.
I wish Warner sells DC to someone that cares because they've mismanaged the property and even stuck their greedy fingers into the comic business.
 

lazygecko

Member
I've had time to sleep on it after seeing it last night and I just hate it more. This movie, if Man of Steel didn't do it already, will make you vehemently HATE Superman.

Movie spoilers:

At the beginning of the movie, following the horrific retelling of the events of Man of Steel from Bruce Wayne's perspective which is like 20 9/11s from the ground view, we're taken to Lois Lane in the desert, as shes captured by dudes with guns. Her photographer, who you think might be Jimmy Olsen, has his camera taken and is then shot violently in the head, no lie.

Lois is taken underground, Superman swoops in to save the day. How? By flying at the dude holding Lois at lightspeed and slamming him through about ten brick walls. There's absolute NO WAY that dude isn't paste.

In a later scene, Superman is standing in front of the senate and a man who lost his legs during Man of Steel's finale is sitting in the courtroom, Lex has strapped him with a bomb to detonate to make Superman look bad. Clark hears the click of the detonator, looks at the guy, and just lets the bomb go off. You see the fire just consume hundreds of people as Superman just stands there looking sad.

I can't believe people will take their kids to see this.

Man, this fits that Cracked comic edit to a T.
 
They do because people are on the fence regarding watching it or not. I read those spoilers and i'm now kind of convinced i don't want to watch that version of Superman...

Boy, those spoilers really got everyone shook. Sucks because they're not even true.

STOP QUOTING THOSE SPOILERS:

1. THEYRE SPOILERS.

2. THEYRE BEING DISINGENOUS. ITS NOT HOW IT GOES DOWN AT ALL.
 

Blade30

Unconfirmed Member
Warner definitely needs a guy like Kevin Feige or a team who knows what they want with the DCCU and take a bit more time to plan out the movies (script, cast, staff).
That whole DCCU movie slate they released seems to me that they were too impatient and nervous compared to Marvel so they showed off their plate without thinking clearly and giving Snyder Justice League.
 

Maximo

Member
I can't believe the people reading those spoiler tagged parts up there. Rather than watching for yourself and letting the plot unfold infront of you, you would seriously let something crucial, supposedly, be spoiled for you in such a way? Restraint be dammed, where did your self-worth go? Incredible.

Why would I pay money, REAL MONEY to take a chance on this obvious garbage?
 
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