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Dating Age |OT$6| Just ask her out already

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There's a reason jazz's always the accompanying music in sex scenes in movies.

Jazz is great.
Jazz is like sex.
So play Jazz while you're having sex to have sex + sex = sex²

My point is, if she likes jazz, then she'll be mind-blowing in bed, jazz level mind-blowing. Marry her asap.
 
I grew up listening to jazz cause my dad was super into it. I respect it, but I can't connect with it. Oddly enough I ended up being a shoe gaze, dream pop, ethereal dark wave, goth, new wave fanatic. Not to mention prog rock, synth pop, alt rock, trip hop appreciation. I just love the atmospheric ethereal stuff that my mind can get lost in.

Maybe something like this? I don't know much etherreal-sounding jazz I'm afraid, it's more about improvisation than post-production.
 
Maybe something like this? I don't know much etherreal-sounding jazz I'm afraid, it's more about improvisation than post-production.
I technically listen to stuff like this:
Autumn's Grey Solace, Swipfram
Autumn's Grey Solace - Reflections of falling leaves
Autumn's Gray Solace: Riverine - A Tangle Of Scars
Love Spirals Downwards - Idylls - Drops, Rain, and Sea
There's a reason jazz's always the accompanying music in sex scenes in movies.

Jazz is great.
Jazz is like sex.
So play Jazz while you're having sex to have sex + sex = sex²

My point is, if she likes jazz, then she'll be mind-blowing in bed, jazz level mind-blowing. Marry her asap.
My interest is piqued since my ex was a bit boring in the sack.
 
Just had this exchange.

Her: Busy?
Me: Off and on. It's not too bad right now though.
Her: I have some stuff to do, but I'd rather spend time with you.
Her: Hopefully you don't think that's clingy?
Me: Not all. Sometimes I think I'm the clingy one.
Her: you're not clingy at all, my hufflepuff.

What did I do to deserve this lol.
 
Just had this exchange.

Her: Busy?
Me: Off and on. It's not too bad right now though.
Her: I have some stuff to do, but I'd rather spend time with you.
Her: Hopefully you don't think that's clingy?
Me: Not all. Sometimes I think I'm the clingy one.
Her: you're not clingy at all, my hufflepuff.

What did I do to deserve this lol.

i dunno man but you better tell her you're a fucking gryffindor
 

Peltz

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Just had this exchange.

Her: Busy?
Me: Off and on. It's not too bad right now though.
Her: I have some stuff to do, but I'd rather spend time with you.
Her: Hopefully you don't think that's clingy?
Me: Not all. Sometimes I think I'm the clingy one.
Her: you're not clingy at all, my hufflepuff.

What did I do to deserve this lol.

Nice job, man. She sounds pretty awesome.
 
Just had this exchange.

Her: Busy?
Me: Off and on. It's not too bad right now though.
Her: I have some stuff to do, but I'd rather spend time with you.
Her: Hopefully you don't think that's clingy?
Me: Not all. Sometimes I think I'm the clingy one.
Her: you're not clingy at all, my hufflepuff.

What did I do to deserve this lol.

I don't get it.
 

Ray Wonder

Founder of the Wounded Tagless Children
Just had this exchange.

Her: Busy?
Me: Off and on. It's not too bad right now though.
Her: I have some stuff to do, but I'd rather spend time with you.
Her: Hopefully you don't think that's clingy?
Me: Not all. Sometimes I think I'm the clingy one.
Her: you're not clingy at all, my hufflepuff.

What did I do to deserve this lol.

What an adorable pet name, wtf. I love it.
 
Just had this exchange.

Her: Busy?
Me: Off and on. It's not too bad right now though.
Her: I have some stuff to do, but I'd rather spend time with you.
Her: Hopefully you don't think that's clingy?
Me: Not all. Sometimes I think I'm the clingy one.
Her: you're not clingy at all, my hufflepuff.

What did I do to deserve this lol.
Isn't hufflepuff considered a slur in the HP world? The equivalent of basic bitches?
 
what-the-hell-is-a-hufflepuff.jpg
 

WolfeTone

Member
This has been my favorite thread filled with my favorite posters since I got roasted for 5 pages straight.

That was some of my favourite Dating Age drama. Bless you Ray.

I've also enjoyed the legendary Jason's Ultimatum saga and that guy who was mad about being ghosted. Which poster was that? Johnny Cage?
 
Now's the time to explain why Quidditch is a broken sport and that the wizarding world accepts and openly sells date rape drugs.
I'd avoid any mention of date rape drugs in any context while on a date. Pro tip.

So how do you feel about Hunter x Hunter's Chimera Ant Arc?
Don't ask anyone this on any date unless they specifically bring it up. Pro tip
Just out of curiosity, what do you guys do about sweating on a date?
I sweat like a mother fucker here in Bangkok. Now I use Sweatblock every week to avoid out stains, always carry a handkerchief or towel to wipe sweat, and completely replaced my old wardrobe with light fabrics and no jeans.
Show up 15 minutes early and cool down. Alternatively, make a pit stop at someplace like Starbucks, have an iced tea, and cool down before meeting her.
This is another great tip. The travel is what kills me. Also make the plans for somewhere that is air conditioned.
 

Ray Wonder

Founder of the Wounded Tagless Children
Wait so I'm not an outlier?

Oh absolutely not. I think a lot of people hated me kinda. I was being a dick, and they were right in the end. Twice. Even got a girl pregnant that they told me to drop months ago.

Nah you're far from a villain. Not that you didn't deserve the roasting. We've seen some genuinely scary motherfuckers in this thread who wanted to teach women a lesson for disrespecting them.

Shit was unsettling.
 
More than scary (which he was) he behaved like an inmature kid who couldn't stand being rejected.

Other than these extremes, nobody's perfect. We've all been dicks in some occasion.
 

Ray Wonder

Founder of the Wounded Tagless Children
Is using a picture of you with your ex on Tinder ok? I have a picture I love of myself and it has her in it. It doesn't look like a couple pic, just friends or something.

I can PM it for approval I guess
 
Nah you're far from a villain. Not that you didn't deserve the roasting. We've seen some genuinely scary motherfuckers in this thread who wanted to teach women a lesson for disrespecting them.
I'm dense as fuck but I don't view women as property, just want to fall in love and lose myself in some great sex....god I miss sex. Also miss cooking for a woman that loves me.
Is using a picture of you with your ex on Tinder ok? I have a picture I love of myself and it has her in it. It doesn't look like a couple pic, just friends or something.

I can PM it for approval I guess
I would say just delete it. Sounds like something that would be used in a Pictures of You music video.
 

Ray Wonder

Founder of the Wounded Tagless Children
I would say just delete it. Sounds like something that would be used in a Pictures of You music video.

We're not on Tinder in the pic. I may have misspoken. It's a picture of me and her at a bar, and I was wondering if it was acceptable to use on Tinder.

No worries, I'm 1000000% over this girl.
 

Salamando

Member
We're not on Tinder in the pic. I may have misspoken. It's a picture of me and her at a bar, and I was wondering if it was acceptable to use on Tinder.

No worries, I'm 1000000% over this girl.
I only include pics of me with women if we're in a crowd of friends or it's blatantly obvious she's my sister.

Expect women to make a snap judgement on who your companion is. If their initial thought could be "ex", don't include it.
 

Ray Wonder

Founder of the Wounded Tagless Children
I only include pics of me with women if we're in a crowd of friends or it's blatantly obvious she's my sister.

Expect women to make a snap judgement on who your companion is. If their initial thought could be "ex", don't include it.

Hmm, shit, ok. I really like this pic of me haha
 
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