ElFenomeno
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This GOTY of a game is like anything before it. Should provide plenty of entertainment.
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Dragon Age Veilguard - Memes Thread
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Tangerine
Banned
Yes mom.
Calico345
Gold Member
Memes are supposed to be funny though. That's just cringe and distasteful. I say that as someone who does not like the direction of Veilguard at all.
Johnny Concrete
Member
Apart from that non-binary character: how’s the game?
LectureMaster
Gold Member
Still amusing.
Calico345
Gold Member
None of the darkness and grit of the original games. Terrible writing. No real conflict amongst any of the characters. Combat is grindy and enemies are unnecessarily spongey. Terrible writing. Relationships are hollow and never fleshed out. The MQ comes to a halt if you intend to do all of the side quests. Terrible writing. Level designs are pretty to look at but nonsense to traverse via ziplines. Story has no weight and impact. Terrible writing. Romance is boring and disjointed. Terrible writing.
Tangerine
Banned
Agreed.
Also looks terrible (subjective) in game puzzles are insultingly easy, no real sense you have any weight on directing story events.
vaibhavpisal
Member
So you are trusting reviewers again?
Calico345
Gold Member
When they provide proof of their claims, yes.
vaibhavpisal
Member
Calico345
Gold Member
Well I guess that's your problem, then. Enjoy the sanitized media that has replaced actual good entertainment.
vaibhavpisal
Member
I don’t enjoy bad writing so am not playing it.
You gave specific reasons why game is bad. Hence the reply.
I wouldn’t be surprised if reviewers were wrong about multiple things in that list.
Calico345
Gold Member
The reviewer I watched backed up his claims with game footage. It is uninspired and lacks grit. It is safe and aesthetically pleasing for a generation of people who have no idea what good writing and powerful conflict means.
Nitty_Grimes
Made a crappy phPBB forum once ... once.
How’s the writing though? Any opinion?
Tangerine
Banned
Preachy, tame, modern day terms like crappy and non binary included. Written for pre schoolers.
Power Pro
Gold Member
Geez, I mostly ignore her, but how does she even sit with no ass?Still amusing.
ElFenomeno
Member
FunkMiller
Gold Member
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The Saint
Member
I don't feel that is a bad thing. Sometimes I am in the mood for stuff like the nihilism from games like Nier Automata and movies like The Thing, and sometimes I'd rather watch dumb stuff like The A Team or Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Gotta give my brain a rest every so often from the dark and serious stuff.
Windom Earle
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samoilaaa
Member
i dont understand , when the director says that the main feature of the game is gonna be lgbtq representation wtf do people expect
ofc the game is crap
StueyDuck
Member
Calico345
Gold Member
That is an absolutely reasonable behavior. I feel that way too. However, they took a series that started much darker in tone and have taken it far enough away from that in design and talent. I don't know that that's the right direction for Dragon Age. Had this been a new IP or perhaps in a different medieval universe, it wouldn't face the same scrutiny. Maybe that's Veilguard's problem in the first place. It should've just been Veilguard instead of Dragon Age.
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GymWolf
Gold Member
What about the writing tho??
Cyberpunkd
Member
To highlight “no conflict” more - you cannot be mean, Rook is always a hero. This is supposed to be an RPG.
STARSBarry
Gold Member
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captainnapalm
Member
Funny and tragic at the same time - you can do this with a lot of franchises - movies, tv, games - what a shit era we live in lol.
J3nga
Member
Forgot to add Terrible writing
notseqi
Member
you got her number? gimmePlease. Those old pictures do not reflect how fucking hot she is these days.
PeteBull
Member
Bro, we all know exactly how miss flatass looks like, there are her official music videos where she looks so bad than most avg 18yo girl looks like supermodel next to her, bodywise and facewise tooPlease. Those old pictures do not reflect how fucking hot she is these days.
And here for comparision music vid of a celeb who was 36yo at the time, but who actually looks genetically curvy(not fat as fuck, curvy)
And another, so u can compare properly even better, different celeb
Dr Cowley
Member
Lol at the left arm, is there a toggle for that ingame?
But that won't stop me.
Calico345
Gold Member
RJMacready73
Simps for Amouranth
Yeah what's a meat sleeve??
FunkMiller
Gold Member
Me: Taylor doesn't look that skinny anymore. Here's a picture of her now. Her ass is marvellous.
You: Yes she does. She's still a flat ass. Here's a video... from ten years ago.
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Dr Cowley
Member
Its had meat removed... moved to another area on the body...
PeteBull
Member
Bro, she is 10years older now, aka lost her value, by a lot, even if she got BBL does it really matter? Same way there is a difference between 25yo and 40yo virgin woman, no1 cares about 40yo one anymoreMe: Taylor doesn't look that skinny anymore. Here's a picture of her now. Her ass is marvellous.
You: Yes she does. She's still a flat ass. Here's a video... from ten years ago.
Official music vid from sept 2024, still no ass, maybe not to the -10 out of 10 scale like before when she was younger, but still close to 0, and she is fricken 34yo now.
TLDR: its ok if women with no ass is ur preference, just dont spew bullshit she has one, simply, she has no genetics for it.
Edit: here different celeb just so u dont have excuse that i only link brown sugars
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Toots
Gold Member
notseqi
Member
i think its the people with vegeta profile pics tbh
GHG
Member
Bro, she is 10years older now, aka lost her value, by a lot, even if she got BBL does it really matter? Same way there is a difference between 25yo and 40yo virgin woman, no1 cares about 40yo one anymore
Official music vid from sept 2024, still no ass, maybe not to the -10 out of 10 scale like before when she was younger, but still close to 0, and she is fricken 34yo now.
TLDR: its ok if women with no ass is ur preference, just dont spew bullshit she has one, simply, she has no genetics for it.
Edit: here different celeb just so u dont have excuse that i only link brown sugars
I came for the memes, but this is now the unofficial celebrity female ass comparison thread, and I'm so here for it.
Pandawan
Member
this picture is hilarious, you're just a bore
Autistic_Pancake
Neo Member
Canned laughter definitely makes this trainwreck more bearable to watch.
Life Diff
Member
I honestly can't believe the franchise was hijacked for this. I'm not delusional to think we would EVER get DA:O again but christ.
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