It's because Sega fans are a ragtag group of lunatics, ranging from Shenmue begging weebs, fighting game snobs, children who love sonic, furries who love sonic sexually, arcade fans that can't afford the gas money to drive to the nearest one, 45 year olds who love retro gaming but aren't stupid enough to support Intellivision's vaporware, unemployed software coders that dream and think about VDP1 and VDP2 management while staring at their square shaped off-brand breakfast cereal, and totally unkempt console warriors living in a catatonic state; All of them waiting to unite again under one banner and beat to quarters.
The second coming of the Dreamcast will begin with a vanguard of dormant Sega drones pushing 40 years old, getting activated to hold their own children upside down in a toilet bowl whenever they mention Sony or Nintendo. These Swirlies will be the first step toward truly awaited greatness.
BELIEVE, GAF!
See you next Wednesday.