I could more folks, I really could, but by now I think you get the point: BATMAN V SUPERMAN: DAWN OF JUSTICE is a travesty wrapped in a disaster inside an obscenity. It is steaming, rotten, sunbaked, oozing shit. As a critic, I cant conceive that well see a worse major studio movie this year. As an observer of the film business, Im perversely fascinated to know what happens next now that one of the biggest studios on the planet has built multiple Summers worth of release slates around follow-ups to whats turned out to be a Hindenbergian catastrophe. And as a comic book fan I am
suddenly feeling very, very old. And tired. I imagine it wont last, but
for now
tired would indeed be the operative fucking word.
Wow.