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[mickcenary]

I more or less just masturbated to this thread. Take that, OP.

 

[Maron]

Dag, dude. 10 minutes is a marathon for me. Shouldn't take anyone more than half that. Wham, bam, thank you ma'am.

Are you like, making it dinner. Putting on some nice music. Pouring a little wine on the tip.

Do you romance your dick is what I am getting at here.

Holy shit I'm dying here

 

[Deleted member 81567]

Dag, dude. 10 minutes is a marathon for me. Shouldn't take anyone more than half that. Wham, bam, thank you ma'am.

Are you like, making it dinner. Putting on some nice music. Pouring a little wine on the tip.

Do you romance your dick is what I am getting at here.

I think it depends on how your dick is trained to react. When my dick breaks free from the boxer shackles, it knows it's gonna get erect, stay up for 3-4 minutes and ejaculate, then go back in there for a few more hours.

 

[User 100115]

I think it depends on how your dick is trained to react. When my dick breaks free from the boxer shackles, it knows it's gonna get erect, stay up for 3-4 minutes and ejaculate, then go back in there for a few more hours.

I really got a 'groundhog afraid of it's shadow, but with penis' visual here, thanks for that.

 

[Kitsunebaby]

I've watched a few times? I kinda think it's hot. I am weird like that. But yeah, I am aware my husband wanks, and also aware that it's a very healthy thing to do. Since I have trouble doing it myself, I am forever interested in how easy it is for him.

Edit: since ya'll are talking about it, I am one of those girls that has trouble reaching completion when trying masturbate. Vibrators do nothing for me I think I've been able to do it ONCE.

Vibrators are useless for me, I just stick with my hands. Although my sessions are kind of long, I guess. Before this thread I had no idea an hour was a long time.

 

[User 100115]

Vibrators are useless for me, I just stick with my hands. Although my sessions are kind of long, I guess. Before this thread I had no idea an hour was a long time.

Maybe I just need to not give up and try for longer?
My hands do something for me, but I can never like...tip over the edge ya know? Frustrating.

 

[Appleman]

My girlfriend masturbates more than I do, and I'm told it's way more about the mindset and that women can have a hard time doing it if they aren't comfortable with themselves and what they are doing. She needs to be pretty focused to get pushed over the edge, and it took her a while once she started to realize that fingering herself wasn't cutting it and she needed clitoral stimulation instead.

Dudes just jerk it in the bathroom for three and a half minutes and call it a day

 

[Dictator93]

just jerk less often and for less time. Dont stop just because

 

[BladeoftheImmortal]

I'm right handed, but go at it with my left hand. :/

I like to use both, keeps the dick guessing.

 

[braves01]

Who's masturbated since this thread started?

 

[AdventureRacing]

Who's masturbated since this thread started?

Have you seen the redhead thread?

 

[JHall]

OP I wish you luck on your journey; in the mean time I present you with a going away .gif

Enjoy.

 

[BladeoftheImmortal]

Don't think they're capable? Uh. How do they expect to have a good sex life if they've never explored themselves?

It doesn't matter if they feel good, as long as the man does...heh

 

[zroid]

this thread is awesome, lol

 

[Fisticuffs]

OP I wish you luck on your journey; in the mean time I present you with a going away .gif

http://whatgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/funny-gifs-hula-hoop.gif

Enjoy.

why can't i stop staring at this WHYYY

 

[MuddyDonut]

....they know

 

[Deified Data]

Stopping outright doesn't sound very healthy. If masturbation is your only form of release you should at least be doing it once or twice a week, though I'm no expert.

 

[Baconbitz]

I can say this with all honesty. I have never masturbated.

 

[akira28]

hahah isn't that the kid from that crazy frog video?

 

[lazybones18]

Who's masturbated since this thread started?

+1

 

[Baconbitz]

Double post. Woops.

 

[Rhomega Beta]

OP I wish you luck on your journey; in the mean time I present you with a going away .gif

Enjoy.

That's impressive hula-hooping. No, seriously.

I tried quitting masturbating once. I don't remember how long I lasted, but I know it was at least a week.

 

[EightBitNate]

It's getting hard. (No pun intended)

 

[I NEED SCISSORS]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpjq8jqrPq8&gl=GB&hl=en-GB

 

[braves01]

It's getting hard. (No pun intended)

You should exercise. It can help channel your energy and help keep boredom at bay.

 

[Mr. Enigma]

I can say this with all honesty. I have never masturbated.

 

[EightBitNate]

You should exercise. It can help channel your energy and help keep boredom at bay.

I hope this works.

 

[Freshmaker]

I think I'm going to try it. I've just become so counterproductive due to my pervish habits. I think I'm going to use the spare time to do something productive, like reading or working out.
Has anyone ever done this? Dropped masturbating? Is such a thing even possible?

Enjoy your prostate cancer.

 

[Tesseract]

I can say this with all honesty. I have never masturbated.

 

[JHall]

why can't i stop staring at this WHYYY

Embrace it, don't question it.

 

[-COOLIO-]

I like to use both, keeps the dick guessing.

lol

 

[ThoughtsOfSpeaking]

Im considering doing this and i work for effectively a porn channel.


its gonna be a interesting experiement

 

[Fisticuffs]

I juuuust.. wait... ok I just finished masturbating.. Who wants to share in some red wine?

 

[Cousteau]

You don't quit masturbating,masturbating quits you.

 

[the chris]

I can say this with all honesty. I have never masturbated.

 

[bud]

I can say this with all honesty. I have never masturbated.

how old are you?

 

[SugarDaddy]

Give it a whirl OP

Could have some benefits

 

[Fantastical]

I can say this with all honesty. I have never masturbated.

If this is true, you must have wet dreams all the time.

 

[Deleted member 81567]

I can say this with all honesty. I have never masturbated.

 

[bud]

my first method of masturbating was rubbing it against my leg.

i was so young and innocent. ;_;

 

[Escape Goat]

Baconbits is deceitful.

 

[Cyrillus]

You'll be back! They all cu... Resume.

 

[Carlbeego]

I stopped for 3 months. No porn. No masturbation. Did it because of a thread on this forum.

It was worth it.

 

[bill0527]

Hey guys...take it from an old dude.. Your dick has a shelf life. Stop the chronic masturbating now, or you may end up with erection problems later.

 

[Phonomezer]

Why bother, OP. Ridiculous.

 

[akira28]

my first method of masturbating was rubbing it against my leg.

i was so young and innocent. ;_;

baseball bat...not in that way

 

[SugarDaddy]

I stopped for 3 months. No porn. No masturbation. Did it because of a thread on this forum.

It was worth it.

Was it?

I'm thinking of making my new years resolution be to quit porn

 

[Carlbeego]

Was it?

I'm thinking of making my new years resolution be to quit porn

My erections are much much harder now. Shit is amazing. Much easier to get it up also.

 

[Zane]

Yeah I'm quitting masturbation too.

edit: wait nevermind

 

[spindashing]

I have never masturbated. I tried but then I felt silly playing with my sword, no pudding came out.

Maybe I am being too gentle? Should I do it blind?