PancakeBurglar
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Haha why would you do that lol just take a step back and apologize. I've never sent a dick pic in my life not even to women I've been in a relationship with, if they want to see it they can do so in person.
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artsi
Member
Dude. Duuuude.
I don't know a single girl who has ever wanted a dick pic despite sending me all kinds of stuff.
At least you didn't send one unsolicited.
JadedWriter
Member
Nobody wants a dick pic, men are essentially just hairless apes...the sex appeal can be...minute.
Gotdatmoney
Member
This dick pic story is actually slightly amusing. She'll probably brush it off at least and forget about it before you do.
But artsi is right that its good you didn't send one unsolicited. Don't send dick pics unless they are specifically requested and that seems like something that is extremely rare.
Heh, she sends you a pic of her in a dress and you go straight to dick pic.
Ron Mexico
Member
When my fiancee and I started dating, she mentioned how many times she'd get unsolicited dick pics and how predictable it was. Before giving her time to react, I told her I would send her my favorite Dick pic. Sent her a pic of Dick Clark
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after the stroke, but before he passed because I'm not *that* tasteless
always crazy bacon
Banned
Oversharing again. At some point you've got to cut dating age off and work things out for yourself. Otherwise apart from potter pet names we'll being seeing your posts asking us to referee whatever minor domestic squabble you've gotten into. Asking your own girlfriend if she wanted a dick pic? SMH.
always crazy bacon
Banned
It's only epic when they go it alone and make it a stand alone topic. Here were more of a containment chamber for relationship foul ups. For example If mr red pill had posted about mail order brides in a stand alone topic that would have been an epic roasting. Here it's just roll eyes and passed over.
Yoshimitsu126
Member
Should I also block her too?
Stay in school kiddos
The stupid thing here is asking Facebook instead of Incognito Mode. You're at risk for a few STI's through giving oral sex, though without the same affected areas or transmission rates.
Why do you feel that's necessary? Why do you think she'll care that much?
ZackieChan
Member
How far away do you guys live? Why are you sending fap material to each other instead of meeting and banging?
And as for the dick pic. Just forget it ever happened and don't ever mention or think of it again. Dumb idea, but not a big deal.
I read that has *is* I was like damn harsh hahaha
I find it entertaining as hell. I busted laughing.
He clearly wasn't sure how bad he screwed up so brought it up here, don't see the issue at all.
You're fine. Just respect what she says and don't push it.
If she's seen your dick in person already, then what you said likely isn't a big deal.
always crazy bacon
Banned
FortuneFaded
Member
Send her a picture of Dick Van Dyke and play it off as a joke.
Yoshimitsu126
Member
Yeah, you're right. She doesn't care. I need to stop thinking otherwise.
Megalosaro
Banned
I'm about 25 miles away. We actually did meet up last night, but had to cut it off early due to both of us having to go to work.
Edit: She is still texting me like normal. I guess it's business as usual?
Dicks are like the most unflattering thing to take a picture of
I mean, that's up to you. If you block her she can't talk to you, so if you really want to avoid the possible confrontation, sure? Honestly though just unfollowing would work imo... I only block people that send me weird shit or get mad if I unfollow them tbh.
It's less this situation and more all the situations, as in the quantity of them
We can't help with everything
Why wouldn't it be lol
Just keep it moving bro, it never happened.
Miles Quaritch
Member
Not even my wife wants a pic of my dick. Kinda hurts to be honest...
ZackieChan
Member
PM me bro. I'll take a look
Prime crotch
Banned
Is there where I lay my dick pic?
Miles Quaritch
Member
I'll hook you up! It's nice to feel wanted sometimes...
Advocatus Diaboli
Member
When we all prayed for Mega's penis, this is not what we had in mind.
Puck Beaverton
Banned
At least you asked and didn't just send it.
I'd like to know how that feels one day. Won't happen tho.
Mega 😂😂😂
That thread. Jesus. For all the folks in here who think they have problems, just remember it can always get worse.
Incendiary
Banned
Twice in my life have women ever wanted to see a dick pic from me. One woman was a person who had the highest sex drive anyone I'd ever met, and the other was when I was 18 and accidentally found myself involved with a bored housewife in her late 30s.
Neither time was it a good idea to send them - the former was also super crazy and the latter, well, that should be obvious.
Moral of the story is don't send pictures of your junk. Don't even offer to send pictures of your junk. It's a bad idea.
I'll never get the "why" of the dick pic. Dicks don't look all that different, unless you've got one that operates on the ends of the bell curve.
Do...do you want someone to look at pics of your dick too?
I know that, I wanted to see if he knew that. Sounded like he needed some introspection into why his situation got so fucked.
Do...do you want someone to look at pics of your dick too?
Krauser Kat
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girl i broke up 3 weeks ago has had a string of hilarious and sad instgram posts using shitty song quotes... We only dated for 5 weeks at the most. sometimes its good to see the bullet you thought you were dodging.
Been on a couple of dates since. Met 2 really promising women. Im excited about both so ill see where it goes.
Dates to the dog beach are great but exhausting, also got sunburnt.
Dick pics are a fickle beast. Its best to show your whole body and get some flexing going. in my youth.. i used to be on reddit and post noods. Its nice to have some really good pics of yourself in the chamber.
Been on a couple of dates since. Met 2 really promising women. Im excited about both so ill see where it goes.
Dates to the dog beach are great but exhausting, also got sunburnt.
Dick pics are a fickle beast. Its best to show your whole body and get some flexing going. in my youth.. i used to be on reddit and post noods. Its nice to have some really good pics of yourself in the chamber.
Messofanego
Banned
How you went from her in a nice dress to that being the equivalent of a DICK PIC is
Guys, never send a dick pic. Unless if she asks for one. But you shouldn't ever offer.
Dicks are generally not attractive appendages. The appeal of dick pics to certain people as I understand it is that it sends the message that you are thinking of someone and are aroused by them. The dicks themselves are rarely aesthetically appealing.
If you want to get arty though, there's a tumblr page called critique my dick pic that some of the photographers among you might want to take inspiration from.
If you want to get arty though, there's a tumblr page called critique my dick pic that some of the photographers among you might want to take inspiration from.
timetokill
Banned
I think even girls that like dick don't want to see dicks
And it's just hard for some of us as (straight) guys to understand that because we want to see every centimeter of a woman
And it's just hard for some of us as (straight) guys to understand that because we want to see every centimeter of a woman
JadedWriter
Member
I want no part of dick pics. I think the rule of thumb is that if Anthony Weiner does it then there's a good fucking chance that you should not do it. How that man hooked up with Huma is beyond my comprehension.
Hopefully your dick brought joy to some nice man's life.
Messofanego
Banned
For a few minutes, that man knew bliss.
Maybe other women feel the same. It would explain why so many laugh when I whip mine out.
JadedWriter
Member
I'm pretty sure everybody in this thread wants the same thing...unless they're deranged.
timetokill
Banned
I never got the impression that you weren't, but that what you wanted from a relationship isn't necessarily what other potential partners do? It doesn't mean that you yourself are not wanted, though.
I'm sorry I laughed at that
I promise I don't laugh in dude's faces about their dicks
Except my SO but he has a sense of humor
or pretends to while I belittle his whole being, one of the two
I like to think that they're laughing with me, not at me.
I'm deranged. It's cool.
Yeh, I don't want a relationship. Would be nice to feel like anyone was interested at all though, if you know what I mean? I got rid of dating apps because they were just making me feel bad (moreso) about myself lol.
JadedWriter
Member
You're asexual not deranged. It might make finding a partner a bit difficult, but you don't seem crazy or deranged.
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