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Dating Age |OT$6| Just ask her out already
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Sometimes they swipe right by mistake or their friends swipe for them.
What kind of messages are you sending? Funny? Interesting?
Advocatus Diaboli
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Yeah, sounds like a good explanation.
Most of the times I just go with a question/remark about their profile/pictures. Pretty tame, I know, but I think it's more honest than some standard joke/pick-up line. The ones where I had something funny in mind the second I read their description never matched so far.
And no simple "heys" or demand of tits.
Yeah, sounds like a good explanation.
Most of the times I just go with a question/remark about their profile/pictures. Pretty tame, I know, but I think it's more honest than some standard joke/pick-up line. The ones where I had something funny in mind the second I read their description never matched so far.
And no simple "heys" or demand of tits.
You can still do the question/remark, but try to make it more entertaining. If they're laughing when they read your message, you have an advantage already. Like if she has a picture of herself with a cat, ask her what kind of dog it is.
Just make stupid jokes.
Juke Joint Jezebel
Member
Oh! I do! I do! Got a stash of them that get sent to me after house parties!
Is there something special about these house parties that puts dudes in dickpic sending mood?
Seriously guys, check out critique my dick pic on tumblr. As a straight man I appreciate the artistry of some and the comedic value of others.
Okay. Stupid jokes with remarks it is. Let's see how this works out. Thanks
WTF that workplace thread
(Link: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=239194638&postcount=516 )
WTF
Don't be that guy.
(Link: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=239194638&postcount=516 )
WTF
Don't be that guy.
Juke Joint Jezebel
Member
People get drunk, and my friends give out my number and details to dudes (With my permission of course) So afterwards I often get a handful of dick pics. Been stockpiling them ever since.
There we go
Is it just the dick pic or do they say 'hey/hi/how's your day going?/hey' first?
JadedWriter
Member
A part of me kind of envies this...
Juke Joint Jezebel
Member
The usual pleasantries, then it's either "Yo wanna see my dick" or WHAM! Instant cock shot. Either way, it goes in the collection! I call it the PenisDex.
Nah.
LookAtMeGo
Member
I can say that I have never sent a dick pic to someone I wasnt already dating. Am I doing it wrong?
Juke Joint Jezebel
Member
Depends on the chick I guess. I let all the dicks fly out from my phone's inbox but not every girl likes to recieve 'em!
I dunno, I'll take the compliment, but I've gotten about 1 match on Tinder/Bumble per 1000 swipes with "10/10" pics and the most inoffensive of bios. So it doesn't really tell me a lot.
Widdle Puppy
Banned
does anyone here take xanax or a similar drug for anxiety? how has it affected you and social interactions?
how about people with anxiety and ADHD?
how about people with anxiety and ADHD?
Messofanego
Banned
Maybe Ethanny2's fetish is abusive relationships. Why are we all kinkshaming him?
Megalosaro
Banned
Man. I'm such a fucking douche. I can't believe I did that. I'm no better than the dudes that hound jezebel. I'm fucking disgusted with myself
The fucked up thing is I don't even know why I asked.
The fucked up thing is I don't even know why I asked.
Don't beat yourself up about it. Your girlfriend took it well. Just learn from the mistake and don't do it again. Apologize if you haven't already.
ZackieChan
Member
Meh, it's really not a big deal.
Juke Joint Jezebel
Member
It's all good bro! We all make mistakes!
fengshuifever
Member
Went through a fairly rough break up last weekend and after having basically everyone at work and friends try to convince me to jump on Tinder, I might...actually give it a shot.
Feels weird and a bit nervous using it
Still haven't gotten around to actually properly filling out my profile.
(I think this is the first time I've actually posted in these threads! Delayed greetings!)
Feels weird and a bit nervous using it
Still haven't gotten around to actually properly filling out my profile.
(I think this is the first time I've actually posted in these threads! Delayed greetings!)
timetokill
Banned
It's because, deep down, you wanted her to think you had a bad edge
You tried to go Slytherin
But you just have to accept it
She thinks you're a dickless Hufflepuff so she saw right through your scheme
Juke Joint Jezebel
Member
Haha! I wouldn't exactly call it hounding if I WANT their dick pics! ;P
Don't beat yourself up over it too much. At least you actually asked if she wanted a picture! A lot of dudes would just send them out without asking and believe me, outside of a small minority of people like myself most women don't want that to see that shit out of the blue with no prior warning. I can understand why you asked her, we all have naughty urges and you kept yours in check while being polite and considerate, asking, and then respecting her wishes afterwards. Good boy! Have a treat!
LookAtMeGo
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Check your PMs
always crazy bacon
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I've only ever sent dick pics twice and they were on request. Both time resulted in sex, so I guess they must work for guys that send a lot of them. I only have one dick pick on file that is amazing becuse another woman took the picture, a selfie dick pic that looks good is impossible. Pro tip. If you want to get naked pictures of girls your with, ask them to take pics of your dick (you can delete these, you don't need them). They'll spend a long time getting the angle right. Afterwards then say let me take your picture now, and they do! The one dick pic I kept becuse it's actually a great one.
timetokill
Banned
Holy shit JJJ is actually being serious, first girl I've ever heard that actually wants dick pics
They do exist :O
They do exist :O
Subpar Scrub
Banned
The weirdest thing here isn't the dickpic, it's that she sent you a picture of her in a dress for your "alone time"... what, you're going to jerk it to a lady in a dress? That's much more confusing than a dickpic.
That guy is the very definition of pussy whipped
That's more of a Mental Health thread question.
Went through a fairly rough break up last weekend and after having basically everyone at work and friends try to convince me to jump on Tinder, I might...actually give it a shot.
Feels weird and a bit nervous using it
Still haven't gotten around to actually properly filling out my profile.
(I think this is the first time I've actually posted in these threads! Delayed greetings!)
Hi! If you don't feel comfortable on Tinder yet you don't have to force yourself to do it. Also make sure you have good pictures and try not to be overly negative in interactions with others. If you have any questions, feel free to read the OP and the OP of the Online Dating thread (linked in this OP) to help you out a bit
always crazy bacon
Banned
Going old skool, lower than tbe Sears catalogue.
timetokill
Banned
You haven't seen these ankles bro
Megalosaro
Banned
I asked her too. I really like the way she looked in that dress.
Advocatus Diaboli
Member
We know, haha.
Messofanego
Banned
Are you actually into dick pics? Trying to make a dick pic art gallery?Haha! I wouldn't exactly call it hounding if I WANT their dick pics! ;P
Don't beat yourself up over it too much. At least you actually asked if she wanted a picture! A lot of dudes would just send them out without asking and believe me, outside of a small minority of people like myself most women don't want that to see that shit out of the blue with no prior warning. I can understand why you asked her, we all have naughty urges and you kept yours in check while being polite and considerate, asking, and then respecting her wishes afterwards. Good boy! Have a treat!
https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/...ion-of-unsolicited-dick-pics-into-an-art-show
I mean you asked so kindly sure
Ohhhhhh, yeah that wasn't evident.
MEGA PLS
Valkerionseven
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My friend collects the various dick pics she gets here and then sends them to her mom hahaha. I have no idea why, some people are just that close to their parents I guess. Then they openly critique them through messenger its hilarious. Sometimes she shows me too to get my opinion lol. "What do you think of this one?" "mmm looks zoomed in to look bigger, but its probably good for a week or so" lol.
It's such a weird thing, I would never send a dick pic without being prompted haha. Not sure why some guys think its a good opener. Maybe they got lucky that one time or read some article on the internet swearing it works... -shrug-
It's such a weird thing, I would never send a dick pic without being prompted haha. Not sure why some guys think its a good opener. Maybe they got lucky that one time or read some article on the internet swearing it works... -shrug-
Subpar Scrub
Banned
Well, I was thinking about asking out a girl I've been hanging with a few times and messaging lately but she just moved over 1000 miles away, so that's a thing.
Luckily, though it bummed me out a bit, over the next 3 weeks I have a new class starting, 2-3 parties, concerts, I'm getting back into the gym and fitness classes... plenty of opportunities to meet new people, so that's exciting.
Honestly, based on stories and comments by people I know, coupled with some of my own observations, I probs dodged a bullet... or a nuke.
Luckily, though it bummed me out a bit, over the next 3 weeks I have a new class starting, 2-3 parties, concerts, I'm getting back into the gym and fitness classes... plenty of opportunities to meet new people, so that's exciting.
Megalosaro
Banned
I guess she's not too pissed at me, because she wants to come with me when I go to Boston in September.
I think I was overthinking... again.
And that is why I overshare sometimes here, guys. Most of the time it's as a sanity check. I get inside my head.
I just have to remember that not to be a creepy douchebag lol. That shouldn't be hard, because I feel I am fundementally not a douchebag or a creeper.
Onto another subject.
I spent roughly 120 last month on dates with her and am budgeting around 350 for this month (we are spending the weekend up north together).
Am I too cheap?
I think I was overthinking... again.
And that is why I overshare sometimes here, guys. Most of the time it's as a sanity check. I get inside my head.
I just have to remember that not to be a creepy douchebag lol. That shouldn't be hard, because I feel I am fundementally not a douchebag or a creeper.
Onto another subject.
I spent roughly 120 last month on dates with her and am budgeting around 350 for this month (we are spending the weekend up north together).
Am I too cheap?
always crazy bacon
Banned
Only spend what you can afford to spend, she's not going to like you more because you spend more. There's lots of date options you can go on that cost hardy any money. The most important thing is spending time together.
Megalosaro
Banned
That would be a solid swipe left.
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